The tradition of the Cabinet dates back to the beginnings of the Presidency itself. One of the principal purposes of the Cabinet (drawn from Article II, Section 2 of the Constitution we think. We totally didn’t check it.) is to advise the President(i.e host of this show) on any subject he may require relating to the duties of their respective offices.
The Cabinet includes the Vice President(or producer if you will) and the heads of 5 executive departments - the Secretaries of Hate, Knowing Shit, Whiteness, Loose Canon-ry, and Sound the Under President(Podcast Host) Elon James White, Cabinet-level rank also has been accorded to The Best Boy Grip.
Department of Hate
Secretary Min. Hassan Madry
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Department of Whiteness
Secretary Jess Wood
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Department of Actually Knowing S#!t
Secretary Aaron Freeman
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Department of Loose Cannon…er..ry
Secretary Desiree Burch
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Department of Sound
Secretary Fahnon Bennett
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Department of Producing and Booking
Vice President Emily Epstein
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Department of Boy Gripping
Secretary Neil Charles




